I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS BACK YOU GUYS, SPREAD THIS AROUND LIKE A VIRUS
This merman caught a boy (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Done! Everyone has done a mermaid AU, but I wanted to do one anyway.
mer!Haru is too intrigued by Rin to
runswim away after saving him… But they can’t exactly communicate because Haru doesn’t know any human language.
Mermaid AU comics to come… sometime soon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
11 months of Stella.
2 months old to 13 months old.
This is precious
Hiss is a snake bracelet from the 1st century A.D.
Designed to look like a coil around the wearer, this would have been worn in a pair on the wrist or upper arm. A tinier head appears coming from the snake’s tail. Look closely.
Snake Bracelet, A.D. 1 - 100, Romano-Egyptian. J. Paul Getty Museum.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
"You can believe me"